Mother Teresa
and Oil of Olay
Hannibal Lecter Happy Meal
Bill Clinton Blue Dress Laundry
and Cigar Emporium
Michael Jackson Day Care
al-Qaida Airlines
Dick
Gephardt Tanning Salon
Al Gore Mannequins
Condoleezza Rice-a-
Roni
George Foreman Book of Child Names
Ted Kennedy Life Vests
George
W. Bush Hooked on Phonics
Johnny Walker Lindh book “Afghanistan on Five
dollars a day”
Don King Hair Salon
Matt Talbot Ale
Saddam Hussein ‘s
Better Homes & Bunkers
Padre Pio’s real estate tips book “bilocation,
bilocation, bilocation”
O’Reilly’ Max Factor cosmetics
