{"id":8915,"date":"2002-08-07T18:26:35","date_gmt":"2002-08-07T23:26:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2002\/08\/07\/top-ten-list-for-you-might-be-in-a-spirit-of-vatican-ii-parish-if\/"},"modified":"2002-08-07T18:26:35","modified_gmt":"2002-08-07T23:26:35","slug":"top-ten-list-for-you-might-be-in-a-spirit-of-vatican-ii-parish-if","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2002\/08\/top-ten-list-for-you-might-be-in-a-spirit-of-vatican-ii-parish-if\/","title":{"rendered":"Top ten list for you might be in a &quot;spirit of Vatican II&quot; parish if:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>10. The church is advertised as &#8220;iconoclast friendly&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>9. The church<br \/>\ncan double as a convention center with no modification.<\/p>\n<p>8. There are more<br \/>\nextraordinary ministers of Holy Communion then people attending Mass. <\/p>\n<p>7.<br \/>\nEverybody but a priest or deacon delivers the homily.<\/p>\n<p>6. The retreat center has retreated from the catholic faith.<\/p>\n<p>5. The kneelers have been replaced by iron spikes to discourage kneeling.<\/p>\n<p>4. The baptismal font can double as an Olympic size pool.<\/p>\n<p>3. The only devotion allowed is the enneagram.<\/p>\n<p>2. They have their own banned books list which includes the GIRM and James<br \/>\nAkin&#8217;s &#8220;Mass Confusion&#8221;. <\/p>\n<p>1. You need a map and directions to find the Blessed Sacrament.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>10. The church is advertised as &#8220;iconoclast friendly&#8221;. 9. The church can double as a convention center with no modification. 8. There are more extraordinary ministers of Holy Communion then&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8915","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8915","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8915"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8915\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8915"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8915"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8915"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}