{"id":8820,"date":"2002-10-31T18:23:50","date_gmt":"2002-10-31T23:23:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2002\/10\/31\/no-fuss-halloween-costumes\/"},"modified":"2002-10-31T18:23:50","modified_gmt":"2002-10-31T23:23:50","slug":"no-fuss-halloween-costumes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2002\/10\/no-fuss-halloween-costumes\/","title":{"rendered":"No Fuss Halloween Costumes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/e-pression.blogspot.com\/2002_10_01_e-pression_archive.html#83757911\">Zorak<\/a><br \/>\nposted a funny list of &#8220;Halloween Costumes Requiring Minimal Pre-Halloween<br \/>\nPreparation&#8221; yesterday. These are my suggestions of what to dress<br \/>\nas:<\/p>\n<p>Former Fetus &#8211; No preparation required at all.<\/p>\n<p>Iraqi Soldier &#8211; Surrender to anyone who passes by you.<\/p>\n<p>A pro-life Democrat &#8211; People have forgotten what they look like, so you could<br \/>\nwear anything.<\/p>\n<p>A popup ad &#8211; Just jump in front of people and annoy them until they knock you<br \/>\ndown.<\/p>\n<p>Government worker &#8211; Walk around and be generally unhelpful.<\/p>\n<p>A liberal &#8211; Pass out other peoples candies to children.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Zorak posted a funny list of &#8220;Halloween Costumes Requiring Minimal Pre-Halloween Preparation&#8221; yesterday. These are my suggestions of what to dress as: Former Fetus &#8211; No preparation required at all.&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8820","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8820","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8820"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8820\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8820"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8820"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8820"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}