{"id":8790,"date":"2002-10-20T12:00:29","date_gmt":"2002-10-20T17:00:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2002\/10\/20\/iraqi-ballot\/"},"modified":"2002-10-20T12:00:29","modified_gmt":"2002-10-20T17:00:29","slug":"iraqi-ballot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2002\/10\/iraqi-ballot\/","title":{"rendered":"Iraqi ballot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font color=#3333ff>Fellow citizens of<br \/>\nIraq,<\/font><\/b><font color=#3333ff><br \/>Who would you like to see as your<br \/>\nleader? <\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=#3333ff>__ Saddam Hussein<br \/>__ Saddam Hussein<br \/>__ I would<br \/>\nprefer to be dismembered<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=#3333ff>Thank you for exercising your democratic right to vote on<br \/>\nthis day. Praise Allah!<\/font> <br \/>[from:<a\nhref=\"http:\/\/hawkgirl.blogspot.com\/2002_10_13_hawkgirl_archive.html#83063805\">give<br \/>\nwar a chance<\/a>] <\/p>\n<p>Saddam Hussein picked for his recent referendum as a<br \/>\ntheme song Whitney Houston&#8217;s &#8220;I Will Always Love You&#8221;. For some reason I can&#8217;t<br \/>\nimagine that this song accurately depicts his regime. Here are some<br \/>\nalternatives.<\/p>\n<p>Vote for me or:<br \/><i>Every Breath You Take<\/i> &#8211; might be your last<br \/>You<br \/>\nmight be climbing a &#8211; <i>Stairway to Heaven<br \/><\/i>You will be six feet &#8211;<br \/>\n<i>Down under<br \/><\/i><\/p>\n<p>More accurate theme songs:<br \/><i><font color=#000000>Maniac<br \/>Sympathy For<br \/>\nThe Devil <br \/>Beat it<br \/>Are You Gonna Go My Way<br \/>Everybody Wants to Rule the<br \/>\nWorld<br \/>Fell On Black Days <br \/>Should I Stay or Should I Go <br \/><\/font><\/i><\/p>\n<p>Saddam&#8217;s alternative theme songs:<br \/><i><font color=#000000>Born To Be Wild<br \/>\n<br \/>I Will Survive<br \/>Stayin&#8217; Alive<\/font><\/i><font\ncolor=#000000><\/p>\n<p>Saddam&#8217;s torturers picks:<br \/><i>Killing me<br \/>\nsoftly<br \/><\/i><\/font><i><font color=#000000>Do That To Me One More Time<br \/>\n<br \/><\/font>Whip it<br \/>Man In the Box <\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fellow citizens of Iraq,Who would you like to see as your leader? __ Saddam Hussein__ Saddam Hussein__ I would prefer to be dismembered Thank you for exercising your democratic right&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8790","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-link"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8790","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8790"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8790\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8790"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8790"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8790"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}