Most people are not aware of what the Ten Commandments actually said before\u00a0Moses broke the tablets. When Moses came down from Mt. Sinai and saw that the\u00a0Israelites had melted down their laptops, routers and servers to make a Golden\u00a0Calf he broke the tablets since blogging would not be reintroduced for 4000\u00a0years. It is not well known the level of technology that our founders in faith\u00a0enjoyed. In fact original sin resulted because Eve fell into temptation and took\u00a0a byte of memory from an Apple computer and convinced Adam to do the same. Men\u00a0tried to build a computer tower case to Heaven at Babel and as a result of their\u00a0pride, God confused the operating systems so that they would not understand each\u00a0others computer languages. To this day people still say “I belong to Paul,” or\u00a0“I belong to Mac,” or “I belong to Unix, ” or “I belong to PC”.<\/p>\n
Anyway, here are\u00a0the original Ten Commandments:<\/p>\n
I am the LORD your God, you shall have no other blogs before me.<\/p>\n
You shall not blog the Name of the LORD your God in vain.<\/p>\n
Keep holy the blogosphere.<\/p>\n
Honor thy Father and Mother blogs (Mark Shea<\/a> and Amy Welborn<\/a>)<\/p>\n You shall not\u00a0kill thy users comments unless in self defense or to keep civil thy\u00a0blog.<\/p>\n You shall not commit blogdultery by spending more time on thy blog then thy\u00a0spouse.<\/p>\n You shall not steal thy neighbors links without given him credit.<\/p>\n You\u00a0shall not misrepresent thy fellow bloggers especially thou shall fully read\u00a0their post before ranting.<\/p>\n You shall not covet the quality of thy neighbors blog<\/p>\n You shall not covet thy neighbor’s blog visits and page views.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Most people are not aware of what the Ten Commandments actually said before\u00a0Moses broke the tablets. When Moses came down from Mt. Sinai and saw that the\u00a0Israelites had melted down…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8741","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8741","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8741"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8741\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12572,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8741\/revisions\/12572"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8741"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8741"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8741"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}