{"id":8665,"date":"2002-09-07T12:10:51","date_gmt":"2002-09-07T17:10:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2002\/09\/07\/religious-web-counters\/"},"modified":"2002-09-07T12:10:51","modified_gmt":"2002-09-07T17:10:51","slug":"religious-web-counters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2002\/09\/religious-web-counters\/","title":{"rendered":"Religious web counters"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was wanting to add a religiously themed web counter to my site, but after<br \/>\nintensive searching these are all I could find.<\/p>\n<p>Jehovah&#8217;s Witnesses<br \/>\ncounter: Only counts the elect and stops at 144,000.<\/p>\n<p>Some Evangelicals<br \/>\ncounter: Only counts you the first time you come to the page since once counted,<br \/>\nalways counted.<\/p>\n<p>Mormon counter: Lets you have multiple<br \/>\ncounters.<\/p>\n<p>Atheist counter: Randomly shows numbers but after millions and<br \/>\nmillions of years of page views it evolves into a banner ad.<\/p>\n<p>Lutheran<br \/>\ncounter: Shaped like a dunghill but you can&#8217;t read the digits because they are<br \/>\ncovered by snow.<\/p>\n<p>Feenyite counter. No one outside the church is<br \/>\ncounted.<\/p>\n<p>Calvinist counter: Only those predestined to be counted are<br \/>\ncounted<\/p>\n<p>Baptist counter: Be of the age a reason and say the Sinners<br \/>\nPrayer to be counted.<\/p>\n<p>New age counter: Counts everybody because all that<br \/>\nexists is a counter and each one of us is also a counter.<\/p>\n<p>Unitarian<br \/>\ncounter: Everybody can believe in the their own counter and it counts or doesn&#8217;t<br \/>\ncount as they choose.<\/p>\n<p>Buddhist counter: All counters are just an<br \/>\nillusion.<\/p>\n<p>Moonie counter: Counts only if approved by Unification officials<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was wanting to add a religiously themed web counter to my site, but after intensive searching these are all I could find. Jehovah&#8217;s Witnesses counter: Only counts the elect&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8665","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8665","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8665"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8665\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8665"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8665"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8665"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}