{"id":8592,"date":"2003-02-22T20:08:41","date_gmt":"2003-02-23T01:08:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2003\/02\/22\/preemptive-mac-attack\/"},"modified":"2003-02-22T20:08:41","modified_gmt":"2003-02-23T01:08:41","slug":"preemptive-mac-attack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2003\/02\/preemptive-mac-attack\/","title":{"rendered":"Preemptive Mac Attack"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jesus Gil of <a href=\"http:\/\/ibidem.blogmosis.com\/\">ibidem<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/ibidem.blogmosis.com\/archives\/005648.html#005648\">posts<\/a><br \/>\n&quot;<i>I just read an article about the US bases being set up in Kuwait, and<br \/>\nthe thing that jumped out at me is that these bases also have a Burger King<br \/>\nand Baskin Robbins. I never would have imagined, on the other hand, maybe this<br \/>\nis a secret weapon&#8230;we\ufffdll attack Iraq with our junk food.<\/i>&quot; <\/p>\n<p>I think that he is on to something, yet we do need to consider proportionality<br \/>\nfrom the just war theory. Would it really be proportional to stuff the Iraqi<br \/>\npopulations arteries with fat compared to the threat of chemical attack? Wouldn&#8217;t<br \/>\nthis be an overwhelming retaliation or preemptive heart attack. Would this just<br \/>\nbe a modern day policy of MAD (Mutually Agitated Digestion)? Would Saddam Hussien<br \/>\ncatch on and force the human shields to eat all of the junk food? Maybe this<br \/>\nwhole junk food thing is a gambit from the Bush administration. Could it be<br \/>\nthat the proposed war is about oil after all? Cooking oil that is. I heard about<br \/>\nthe powerful Wesson Oil PACs and that their high priced lobbyist are pressuring<br \/>\nthe Bush administration.<\/p>\n<p>The other question is would the peace activists consider this a viable alternative<br \/>\nto war? If so would they carry signs like:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>McDonalds not Missiles<\/li>\n<li>Burger King not Bombs<\/li>\n<li>Wendys not WMDs<\/li>\n<li>There can be Pizza in our time<\/li>\n<li>Sonic not supersonic fighters<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><font color=\"#FF0033\">Update<\/font>: They might be on to Bush&#8217;s plan:<\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#0000FF\">KARACHI (Reuters) &#8211; Hundreds of mourners went on the<br \/>\nrampage in the restive Pakistani city of Karachi Sunday after the funeral of<br \/>\nShi&#8217;ite Muslims killed in a gun attack, <b>targeting two American fast-food<br \/>\nrestaurants<\/b> and smashing vehicles.<\/font> [<a href=\"http:\/\/story.news.yahoo.com\/news?tmpl=story&amp;ncid=586&amp;e=9&amp;cid=586&amp;u=\/nm\/20030223\/wl_nm\/religion_pakistan_killings_dc\">Full<br \/>\nStory<\/a>] <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jesus Gil of ibidem posts &quot;I just read an article about the US bases being set up in Kuwait, and the thing that jumped out at me is that these&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8592","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8592","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8592"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8592\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8592"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8592"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8592"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}