{"id":8591,"date":"2003-02-22T17:24:54","date_gmt":"2003-02-22T22:24:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2003\/02\/22\/you-know-your-a-catholic-nerd-if\/"},"modified":"2003-02-22T17:24:54","modified_gmt":"2003-02-22T22:24:54","slug":"you-know-your-a-catholic-nerd-if","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2003\/02\/you-know-your-a-catholic-nerd-if\/","title":{"rendered":"You know your a Catholic Nerd if"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Your dream is to one day compete on the Catholic Answers quarterly game<br \/>\nshow &quot;So you want to be an apologist&quot; so that you can receive that<br \/>\n$100 gift certificate.<\/li>\n<li>You have a picture of your favorite apologist in your wallet.<\/li>\n<li>Yours cats are named after Church Fathers.<\/li>\n<li>You sold everything, bought a van and go from town to town following Fr.<br \/>\nBenedict Groeschel&#8217;s speaking engagements.<\/li>\n<li>You have lost sleep trying to determine if Just War theory includes allowing<br \/>\npreemptive attacks.<\/li>\n<li>You bought a satellite dish just to receive EWTN.<\/li>\n<li>Your mail man got a hernia carrying Crisis, Envoy, This Rock, Lay Witness,<br \/>\nOur Sunday Visitor, First Things, Catholic Dossier, Catholic World Report,<br \/>\nHomiletic and Pastoral Review, Gilbert!, L&#8217;Osservatore Romano, National Catholic<br \/>\nRegister, Magnificat, and Touchstone to your door each month.<\/li>\n<li>Not only do you have a card in your wallet for emergencies that says &quot;I<br \/>\nam a Catholic, contact a priest&quot;, the same wording is also tattooed on<br \/>\nyour chest.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Your dream is to one day compete on the Catholic Answers quarterly game show &quot;So you want to be an apologist&quot; so that you can receive that $100 gift certificate.&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8591","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8591","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8591"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8591\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8591"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8591"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8591"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}