{"id":8459,"date":"2002-12-23T17:52:56","date_gmt":"2002-12-23T22:52:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2002\/12\/23\/suggestions-for-government-logos\/"},"modified":"2002-12-23T17:52:56","modified_gmt":"2002-12-23T22:52:56","slug":"suggestions-for-government-logos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2002\/12\/suggestions-for-government-logos\/","title":{"rendered":"Suggestions for Government Logos"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Information Awareness Office has removed it&#8217;s <a\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.thememoryhole.com\/policestate\/iao-logo.htm\"\ntarget=_blank>creepy logo of a pyramid with evil eye death ray<\/a>. Actually I<br \/>\nthought it was a good idea for government agencies to have logos that more<br \/>\nreflected the way they act. I have some suggestions for some other<br \/>\norganizations.<\/p>\n<p>Department of Education &#8211; Could use a picture of Beavis and Butthead with the<br \/>\nmotto &#8220;Every Child Equally Dumb.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Internal Revenue Service &#8211; Insert your own mental picture here (mine is not<br \/>\nfit for public consumption).<\/p>\n<p>Office of Homeland Security &#8211; Could use a picture of Alfred E. Neuman with<br \/>\nthe motto &#8220;Multiple agencies conducting mutually exclusive operations in support<br \/>\nof each other.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Social Security Administration &#8211; The Pyramid from the Information Awareness<br \/>\nOffice could be used here instead, after all Social Security is just a pyramid<br \/>\nscheme. The motto could be &#8220;There won&#8217;t be any money in twenty twenty.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Border Patrol &#8211; A picture of large sieve is all that is needed.<\/p>\n<p>United Nations &#8211; Picture of a large screw with the motto &#8220;Mocking the U.S.<br \/>\nwhile making them fund us.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><font color=#ff3333>Updat<\/font><font\ncolor=#ff3366>e<\/font>: Justin Katz of <a\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.timshelarts.com\/dustinthelight\/archives\/00000764.htm\"\ntarget=_blank>Dust in the Light<\/a> has his own suggestion for the INS.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Information Awareness Office has removed it&#8217;s creepy logo of a pyramid with evil eye death ray. Actually I thought it was a good idea for government agencies to have&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8459","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-punditry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8459","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8459"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8459\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8459"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8459"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8459"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}