Last night I saw a commercial for a birth control patch called Ortho Evra.
\nThe first one I saw was of a white woman extolling the convenience of a once a
\nweek patch and displaying the positions it could be attached. They didn’t
\ndemonstrate the upper arm position but just the area around the panties and
\nbuttocks. A little later an almost identical commercial but this time with an
\nAfrican-American women displayed. I guess if I would have stayed up long enough
\nthey would have gotten around to all the other races, after all they are an
\nequal opportunity culture destroyer. Time Magazine has called this the coolest
\nproduct of the year, I call it the cruelest. Just what we don’t need, a product
\nthat makes child rejection even easier and the ability to dull our consciences
\nto oblivion.<\/p>\n
The following is sung to Pink Floyd’s “Another Brick in Wall Pt. 2” ( Another quick sex-u-al<\/b><\/p>\n We don’t need no procreation [Group of children join in<\/i>] [guitar solo<\/i>]<\/p>\n [Heavily accented British voice<\/i>] “If you don’t contracept, you can’t have any pleasing. How can you Last night I saw a commercial for a birth control patch called Ortho Evra. The first one I saw was of a white woman extolling the convenience of a once…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8418","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-song-parody"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8418","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8418"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8418\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8418"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8418"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8418"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
We just need our birth control
No
\ncatechism in the classroom
Preachers leave them kids alone
Hey!
\nPreachers! Leave them kids alone!
All in all it’s just another quick
\nsex-u-al
All in all you’re just another quick sex-u-al <\/p>\n
We don’t need no procreation
We
\njust need our birth control
No catechism in the classroom
Preachers
\nleave them kids alone
Hey! Preachers! Leave them kids alone!
All in all
\nit’s just another quick sex-u-al
All in all you’re just another quick
\nsex-u-al<\/p>\n
“So long, Do it again!”<\/p>\n
\n
have any pleasing if you don’t contracept?”
“You! Yes, you behind the
\nbikesheds, contracept gladly!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"