{"id":8239,"date":"2003-04-09T14:36:33","date_gmt":"2003-04-09T19:36:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2003\/04\/09\/he-is-just-a-has-bin\/"},"modified":"2003-04-09T14:36:33","modified_gmt":"2003-04-09T19:36:33","slug":"he-is-just-a-has-bin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2003\/04\/he-is-just-a-has-bin\/","title":{"rendered":"He is just a has bin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"articles\">Islamabad, Pakistan: An audio tape purportedly from<br \/>\nal-Qaeda chief Osama bin Laden warned Muslims everywhere they are under threat<br \/>\nfrom the United States,<br \/>\nand called for suicide attacks against US and British interests to &quot;avenge<br \/>\nthe innocent children&quot; of Iraq.<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"articles\">The 27-minute tape quoted extensively from the Muslim<br \/>\nholy book, the Koran, and said jihad, or holy war, was the &quot;only solution<br \/>\nto all the problems.&quot;<br \/>\n[Full Story]<\/span> <\/p>\n<p class=\"post\">\nIn related news, from the latest issue of &quot;Arab Tape Fabricators&quot; is<br \/>\nan<br \/>\narticle by Bin Laden&#8217;s own fabricator.<\/p>\n<p class=\"articles\">&quot;In recent days the release of video tapes by the Iraqi<br \/>\ngovernment to prove that Saddam Hussein is still alive have been a total amateur<br \/>\nendeavor<br \/>\nand gives a black eye to other dead arab tape fabricators. Just showing stock<br \/>\nfootage of Saddam and his sons in an undisclosed location with no audio feed<br \/>\nis just totally lacking in artistic merit. We as responsible tape fabricators<br \/>\nwork hard at our art so that at the end the viewer becomes unsure as to whether<br \/>\nthe person<br \/>\nis<br \/>\ndead or alive. My work with al Qaida has always sown doubt in the western world<br \/>\nas to the fate of Bin Laden. I meticulously work to provide audio tapes just<br \/>\ndistorted enough to make voice authentication impossible but still good enough<br \/>\nto play over and over again as a news item. Scripting the videos is an art<br \/>\nform in itself as our writers write drafts and do multiple revisions to include<br \/>\njust the right amount and balance of &quot;jihad&quot; and &quot;death to americans&quot; statements.<br \/>\nThe daily releases of Saddam Hussien videos hurt our efforts and cast doubt<br \/>\non the validity of our own tapes. Their propaganda attempts have also been<br \/>\nwoefully lacking in professionalism. Rumors that Hussien is in the Russian<br \/>\nEmbassy, or<br \/>\nin Syria, or somewhere else abound showing no coordination in their rumor attempts.<br \/>\nWe diligently worked at being consistent in inserting rumors about Bin Laden<br \/>\nbeing in Pakistan or around the border, we didn&#8217;t have him showing up in multiple<br \/>\ncountries at the same time.&quot;<\/p>\n<p class=\"articles\">&quot;I sincerely doubt that their fabricator is credentialed<br \/>\nand probably fabricated his own fabrication degree. Anyone who is truly interested<br \/>\nin  pursuing a highly rewarding career as a tape fabricator I would strongly<br \/>\nsuggest that they attend the finest schools first, such as Michael Moore&#8217;s<br \/>\nSchool of<br \/>\nPropaganda.&quot;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Islamabad, Pakistan: An audio tape purportedly from al-Qaeda chief Osama bin Laden warned Muslims everywhere they are under threat from the United States, and called for suicide attacks against US&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8239","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-punditry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8239","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8239"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8239\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8239"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8239"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8239"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}