{"id":8099,"date":"2003-02-26T14:07:11","date_gmt":"2003-02-26T19:07:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2003\/02\/26\/how-not-to-advertise-a-pet\/"},"modified":"2003-02-26T14:07:11","modified_gmt":"2003-02-26T19:07:11","slug":"how-not-to-advertise-a-pet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2003\/02\/how-not-to-advertise-a-pet\/","title":{"rendered":"How not to advertise a pet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just got back from the vets office on the base where some of my cats were getting their<br \/>\nyearly shots. I saw an ad on the board there about a family being moved overseas<br \/>\nand that they couldn&#8217;t take their dog and were offering it for free. There was<br \/>\na picture and the normal lines about being good with children and that they would<br \/>\nprovide all the dog accessories. The last line was that the dog was named &quot;Chewy&quot;.<br \/>\nIf I was going to write a list of names not to tell people when your are trying<br \/>\nto get rid of a dog &quot;Chewy&quot; would be at the top right under &quot;Killer&quot;<br \/>\nand &quot;Mauler&quot;. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just got back from the vets office on the base where some of my cats were getting their yearly shots. I saw an ad on the board there about&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8099","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8099","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8099"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8099\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8099"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8099"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8099"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}