{"id":7888,"date":"2003-06-05T12:49:32","date_gmt":"2003-06-05T17:49:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2003\/06\/05\/convent-ional-humor\/"},"modified":"2003-06-05T12:49:32","modified_gmt":"2003-06-05T17:49:32","slug":"convent-ional-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2003\/06\/convent-ional-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Convent-ional humor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"articles\">The sermon went on and on, and a little boy in the front row started talking during Mass. <\/p>\n<p class=\"articles\">Sister Adelle told the child sitting next to her to go up and tell him to keep quiet.<\/p>\n<p class=\"articles\">The boy dutifully walked up to the front, then past the boy in the first row and up to the lectern. There he told the priest, &#8220;Sister said you should stop talking.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p class=\"articles\">&#8230;Sister Mary Adelle intended to speak to just one boy who was fooling around during Mass when she leaned forward and said in a loud whisper, &#8220;Neil!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p class=\"articles\">Immediately, the whole class knelt, she reported.<\/p>\n<p class=\"articles\">The idea for the book came from stories sisters shared about their exploits in the classroom around dining-room tables and in Christmas letters the sisters from different residences mailed to one another.<\/p>\n<p class=\"post\">\n<p class=\"articles\">Most of the stories are from sisters in the 420-member Christ the King Province headquartered in Chardon, but Notre Dame nuns from around the country responded to Glavich&#8217;s e-mail for anecdotes<br \/>\n[<a href=\"http:\/\/www.cleveland.com\/living\/plaindealer\/index.ssf?\/base\/living\/1054823419179560.xml\">Full Story<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The sermon went on and on, and a little boy in the front row started talking during Mass. Sister Adelle told the child sitting next to her to go up&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7888","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7888","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7888"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7888\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7888"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7888"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7888"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}