{"id":7869,"date":"2003-05-31T16:10:20","date_gmt":"2003-05-31T21:10:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2003\/05\/31\/head-of-state\/"},"modified":"2003-05-31T16:10:20","modified_gmt":"2003-05-31T21:10:20","slug":"head-of-state","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2003\/05\/head-of-state\/","title":{"rendered":"Head of State"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src=http:\/\/us.news1.yimg.com\/us.yimg.com\/p\/rids\/20030531\/i\/1054394205.3355541580.jpg align=middle border=1 alt=\"A demonstrator sits on a giant mask representing U.S. President George W. Bush during a small protest on the eve of the G8 Summit at the French alpine resort of Evian, May 31, 2003. Demonstrators staged a small protest asking the G8 leaders, who will meet in Evian on the shores of Lake Leman, to declare war on poverty in Africa.   REUTERS\/Tobias Schwarz\" width=339 height=450><\/p>\n<p class=\"articles\">The latest head-line. A giant mutant head of President George W. Bush has escaped a top secret government lab and was found attacking protesters outside the G-8 summit at a French alpine resort.  This lab had been using funds diverted from Project Head Start to develop a backup head for the President in the case of an emergency.  Efforts to capture the runaway head have made no headway.  When police were informed that the head was heading their way they rushed to head it off.  The rampaging head going through the crowd has caused some head on collisions and a few head aches to the protesters.  Snipers have been unable to target the suspect because local rules don&#8217;t allow head shots.  Attempts to lure the head with a giant bag of pretzel&#8217;s has been unsuccessful.  The head is still at large and was last heard yelling at a protester &#8220;Don&#8217;t misunderestimate me I will you destroyerize you!&#8221;. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The latest head-line. A giant mutant head of President George W. Bush has escaped a top secret government lab and was found attacking protesters outside the G-8 summit at a&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7869","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7869","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7869"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7869\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7869"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7869"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7869"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}