{"id":7741,"date":"2003-09-29T19:00:00","date_gmt":"2003-09-30T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/1969\/12\/31\/books-for-kids\/"},"modified":"2003-09-29T19:00:00","modified_gmt":"2003-09-30T00:00:00","slug":"books-for-kids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2003\/09\/books-for-kids\/","title":{"rendered":"Books for Kids"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
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For the Children Publishers<\/font><\/strong><\/p>\n

In the first book of our brand new series "Adult
\nRole Models for Kids" we
\nbrought you Madonna’s first children’s book "The English Roses".<\/p>\n

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We are proud to bring you four more books in this exciting series.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

<\/td>\nJacques the Bunny is ostracized by others who
\ndon’t understand his interests in both leather and pain. They story will
\nmake you cry, and then cry with pain in how Jacques overcomes society stereotypes
\nin bringing others to these forbidden pleasures. Brought
\nto you today by the letters S and M.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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\nOur price $12.95
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<\/td>\nThe story of Heather, a preschooler with two cannibals for
\nparents who discovers that some of her friends have very different sorts
\nof families. John, for
\nexample, has a mommy and a daddy and a big brother named Carl. Martha
\nhas a mommy and a baby sister. And Joey has a mommy, a daddy, and a stepdaddy.
\nTheir teacher explains to them that families come in different sizes and
\nit unfair to stigmatize someone whose parents were eaten by cannibals who
\nthen assumed parenting roles.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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\nOur price $10.00
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<\/td>\nIn Dr. Deaths’ first effort in children’s literature he
\nlays down the fascinating story of Freddy the Frog who suffers from depression.
\nFreddy the Frog can not stand the fast paced life around the pond and the
\ndaily grind of catching and eating flies and seeks out other compassionate
\nanimals to help him to end his miserable life.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
 <\/td>\n\n\nOur price $8.50
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In this surprising find in the KGB archives we find that
\nthe gentle Joseph Stalin was also a fine storyteller. In this retelling
\nof the classic story we see what happens to loudmouth and bragging capitalistic
\ngrasshoppers when they critique
\nthe glorious five-year plans of the Motherland.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

 <\/td>\n\n\nOur price $13.99
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