{"id":7702,"date":"2003-09-17T19:37:55","date_gmt":"2003-09-18T00:37:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2003\/09\/17\/the-bil-gates-of-hell-will-not-prevail-against-the-church\/"},"modified":"2003-09-17T19:37:55","modified_gmt":"2003-09-18T00:37:55","slug":"the-bil-gates-of-hell-will-not-prevail-against-the-church","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2003\/09\/the-bil-gates-of-hell-will-not-prevail-against-the-church\/","title":{"rendered":"The Bil Gates of Hell will not prevail against the Church"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"post\">From a blog called Father McKenzie is a post called <a href=\"http:\/\/fathermckenzie.blogspot.com\/2003_09_01_fathermckenzie_archive.html#106377666662091432\">YOU KNOW YOU&#8217;VE BEEN ATTENDING A PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH TOO LONG WHEN&#8230;<\/a><br \/>[<a href=\"http:\/\/e-pression.blogspot.com\/\">Link via Zorak<\/a>]<\/p>\n<p class=\"post\">This line killed me:<\/p>\n<p class=\"articles\">6. Every Microsoft Word document you print has the text aligned to the left-hand margin, just so it isn&#8217;t justified by Works.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From a blog called Father McKenzie is a post called YOU KNOW YOU&#8217;VE BEEN ATTENDING A PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH TOO LONG WHEN&#8230;[Link via Zorak] This line killed me: 6. Every Microsoft&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7702","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-link"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7702","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7702"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7702\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7702"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7702"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7702"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}