{"id":7450,"date":"2003-12-09T09:14:33","date_gmt":"2003-12-09T14:14:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2003\/12\/09\/random-lotr-thoughts\/"},"modified":"2003-12-09T09:14:33","modified_gmt":"2003-12-09T14:14:33","slug":"random-lotr-thoughts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2003\/12\/random-lotr-thoughts\/","title":{"rendered":"Random LOTR Thoughts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"post\">Is the whole Lord of the Rings thing hobbit forming?<\/p>\n<p class=\"post\">Would black hobbits have an afrodo?<\/p>\n<p class=\"post\">Did some LOTR characters believe they were living in the Ent Times?<\/p>\n<p class=\"post\">If Peter Jackson wins an Oscar for best director, will he thank all the little people?<\/p>\n<p class=\"post\">If Middle Earth came into the advertising age would we see commercials like:<br \/>\nDude, your getting a Riven-Dell!<br \/>\nOrk, the other white meat.<\/p>\n<p class=\"post\">If these puns have annoyed you then in Rastafarian fashion I am truly sorry-mon.<\/p>\n<p class=\"post\">This was all spurred in anticipation of Return of the King and I see that my favorite reviewer Steven D. Greydanus of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.decentfilms.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">decentfilms.com<\/a> says that it is the<a href=\"http:\/\/www.decentfilms.com\/reviews\/lordoftherings3.html\" target=\"_blank\"> best of the three movies<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is the whole Lord of the Rings thing hobbit forming? Would black hobbits have an afrodo? Did some LOTR characters believe they were living in the Ent Times? If Peter&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7450","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7450","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7450"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7450\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7450"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7450"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7450"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}