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\"\"Special DVD Features include:<\/p>\n
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  • Commentary explaining why Jesus was not mouthing off\u00a0to Mary when he said “How is it that you sought me? Did you not\u00a0know that I must be in my Father’s house?”<\/li>\n
  • Interactive game where you gain points in wisdom and\u00a0stature.<\/li>\n
  • Deleted scenes: Jesus practicing with a whip of cords
    \non some mock money -changer’s tables.<\/li>\n
  • Interactive game where you control Macaulay
    \nCulkin and try to find what happened to all of his royalties.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

    On Sale $17.99<\/strong><\/td>\n

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In\u00a0his latest family movie Macaulay Culkin stars as the 12 year old Jesus.\u00a0In a story based on the Gospel of Luke. At the end of Passover the boy Jesus is accidentally left behind at the temple when, unaware of their mistake, Joseph and Mary traveling in separate groups depart Jerusalem for Nazareth. Forced to hold up in the Temple, Jesus uncovers a plot by two bungling thieves disguised as Pharisees attempting to rob the\u00a0Temple’s gold.<\/p>\n

You will shake with laughter as Jesus through his omnipresence is always several steps ahead of them and sets traps to foil their plot. Just as you think they are mortally wounded they are resurrected for\u00a0more fun. By day Jesus amazes the Pharisees with his wisdom, by night he confounds the bandits.<\/p>\n

Spotlight Reviews<\/strong><\/p>\n

I should have made this movie instead<\/p>\n

Mel Gibson<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hysterical not Heretical<\/p>\n

Scott Hahn<\/strong><\/p>\n

Makes us almost want to believe in Jesus again<\/p>\n

National\u00a0Catholic Reporter<\/strong><\/p>\n

I will never be able to pray the Fifth Joyful Mystery\u00a0of the Rosary again without laughing<\/p>\n

Pope John Paul II<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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