With all the publicity the authors of the Left Behind series have been getting lately, I thought I would repost this.<\/p>\n
Gangsta Rap<\/b><\/p>\n
We preach the theology of John Darby
A lawyer from the late nineteenth century<\/p>\n
Dogmatically defined in the Scofield Bible
Footnotes trumped text in the Gospel<\/p>\n
Isolating the text from Thessalonian four
Mark 13, Matthews 24, & 2 They just ignore<\/p>\n
The Pope be the ho of Babylon
Some punk bust a cap in him at the Vatican<\/p>\n
Making up a title is from our bag of trixs
So we can assign to him six six six<\/p>\n
Catholic bashing throughout all our books
Just don’t give our theology a closer look<\/p>\n
Da prose is bad and not well done
Compares to the acting of Kirk Cameron<\/p>\n
In fact the style of Jerry Jenkins
To be blunt is absolutely stinkin<\/p>\n
Pre mill, post mill, we made a mill
Mo money just flowin outta the till<\/p>\n
Sending your hearts into fibrillation
Preaching the false tribulation<\/p>\n
Update<\/font>: Smockmomma adds her own gangstat rap lyrics:<\/p>\n yo’ fool, you testants just be illin’ repent, repent, repent and quit yo dissin With all the publicity the authors of the Left Behind series have been getting lately, I thought I would repost this. Gangsta Rap We preach the theology of John DarbyA…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7236","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-parody"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7236","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7236"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7236\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7236"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7236"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7236"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\ncuz you see da catlix always chillin.
\nin yo quest fo wisdom lost da Truth
\nso yuz be blamin our JP2.<\/p>\n
\ncuz the papists are flowin on da mission
\nto get fools away from funky demons
\nalways sellin crap an always schemin
\nto seperate a fool from his bread.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"