With Martha Stewart recent conviction I thought I would repost some failed business ideas and endorsements that I did back in 2002.<\/p>\n
Martha Stewart’s shivs
\nEva Gabor singing “Stand by your man”
\nA Eminem and Miss Manners collaboration
\nJames Traficant’s Hair Club for Men
\nOJ’s Detective Agency
\nBin Laden’s Mountain Resort
\nWilliam Shatner’s School of Acting
\nStaple gun locks
\nBottled water balloons
\nToilet paper available in different grits
\nYul Brenner Chia Pets
\nNike endorsing the shoe bomber
\nMother Teresa and Oil of Olay
\nHannibal Lecter Happy Meal
\nBill Clinton Blue Dress Laundry and Cigar Emporium
\nMichael Jackson’s Day Care
\nal-Qaida Airlines
\nDick Gephardt Tanning Salon
\nAl Gore Mannequins
\nCondoleezza Rice-a- Roni
\nGeorge Foreman’s Book of Child Names
\nTed Kennedy’s Life Vests
\nGeorge W. Bush and Hooked on Phonics
\nJohnny Walker Lindh book “Afghanistan on Five dollars a day”
\nDon King Hair Salon
\nMatt Talbot Ale
\nSaddam Hussein ‘s Better Homes & Bunkers
\nPadre Pio’s real estate tips book “bilocation, bilocation, bilocation”
\nO’Reilly’ Max Factor cosmetics<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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