{"id":6853,"date":"2004-05-12T12:41:28","date_gmt":"2004-05-12T17:41:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2004\/05\/12\/bottled-water-for-sunday-only-christians\/"},"modified":"2004-05-12T12:41:28","modified_gmt":"2004-05-12T17:41:28","slug":"bottled-water-for-sunday-only-christians","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2004\/05\/bottled-water-for-sunday-only-christians\/","title":{"rendered":"Bottled Water for Sunday only Christians"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n
\n

With the advent of bottled water many vendors
\nhave made available spring water from many counties to suit the consumer.
\nWhile
\nthere are literally hundreds of different bottled water source, they all
\nhave the same draw back. The bottled water assumes the same temperature
\nof its surrounding. That is until now.<\/p>\n

Introducing a new product of water available from the Lycus River
\nvalley a few miles north of modern Denizli, Turkey. This water comes
\nstraight
\nfrom the world famous Baspinar Spring.<\/p>\n

This water is especially suitable to those once a week Christians
\nwho go to Church but also manage a wall a separation from Christianity
\nand their actions. For those who are neither fervent or approaching
\nagnosticism finally there is the water just for you.<\/p>\n

Introducing Laodicea (pronounced lah-od-ik’-i-ah) brand bottled water.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

Not really refreshing or quenching, yet still it might be the water
\nfor you. A special container always keeps your water the same tepid
\ntemperature whether the area outside is hot or cold.<\/p>\n

If your favorite Gospel is the Gospel of Luke-Warm then this is the drink for you.<\/p>\n

For the budget conscience there is also the Laodicea tap warmer. Regardless
\nof the temperature in your water pipes or the conditions outside. Water
\nalways comes out in the same fashion. Not piping hot or chilled but
\njust that right temperature right in between, just like your faith.<\/p>\n

\n <\/p>\n\n\n
\n

Surgeon General Warning<\/strong>: While this water will not make you sick it can cause an allergic reaction in Jesus causing vomiting. "So, because you are lukewarm, and neither
\ncold nor hot, I will spew you out of my mouth."<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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