{"id":6800,"date":"2004-10-29T17:37:22","date_gmt":"2004-10-29T22:37:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2004\/10\/29\/when-it-comes-to-depravity-no-child-left-behind\/"},"modified":"2004-10-29T17:37:22","modified_gmt":"2004-10-29T22:37:22","slug":"when-it-comes-to-depravity-no-child-left-behind","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2004\/10\/when-it-comes-to-depravity-no-child-left-behind\/","title":{"rendered":"When it comes to depravity &#8211; no child left behind"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"post\">Dawn Eden has been on a roll this week with coverage of Planned Parenthood&#8217;s Teenwire. She covered the horrendously cheesy game Birthcontroids (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.dawneden.com\/2004_10_01_archive.html#109895005813138704\">screen shots must be seen to be believed<\/a>.) Then there was the fact that Teenwire is opened to those between six and forty-four. And now she covers more interactive games with one that has a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dawneden.com\/2004_10_01_archive.html#109902670432019329\">couple copulating behind a cow<\/a> and then another that introduces the topic of questioning your sexuality that ends with a man and a pig.<\/p>\n<p class=\"post\">Now here are some other game suggestions for them.<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li class=\"post\">Fetus Kong &#8211; You guide the fetus up a series of ladders while the mother throws barrels of contraceptives at you. Game play is rigged so that you can never win.<\/li>\n<li class=\"post\">Emily&#8217;s List PAC Man &#8211; Go through the maze trying to eat all of the pills. Four different colored fetuses follow you around and will ruin your life if they touch you. In each corner is a super birth control that allows you to eat the fetuses with no harm.<\/li>\n<li class=\"post\">Personal Space Invaders &#8211; Shot from behind your womb fortresses the lines of embryos waiting to implant. Shoot them all or else Game Over &#8211; your pregnant!<\/li>\n<li class=\"post\">Dodger &#8211; Try to cross the street safely to the abortion clinic where you can make your right to choose. Evil pro-lifers block your way with such violent tactics as silently praying and carrying signs.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dawn Eden has been on a roll this week with coverage of Planned Parenthood&#8217;s Teenwire. She covered the horrendously cheesy game Birthcontroids (screen shots must be seen to be believed.)&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6800","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pro-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6800","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6800"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6800\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6800"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6800"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6800"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}