{"id":6735,"date":"2004-10-03T23:23:47","date_gmt":"2004-10-04T04:23:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2004\/10\/03\/unlikely-bumper-stickers\/"},"modified":"2004-10-03T23:23:47","modified_gmt":"2004-10-04T04:23:47","slug":"unlikely-bumper-stickers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2004\/10\/unlikely-bumper-stickers\/","title":{"rendered":"Unlikely Bumper Stickers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"post\"><a href=\"http:\/\/poncer.blogspot.com\/\">TSO<\/a> lists some very funny <a href=\"http:\/\/poncer.blogspot.com\/2004\/10\/least-likely-bumper-stickers-my-other.html\">unlikely bumper stickers<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p class=\"post\">So let me add my own items for this new form of blogger comedy.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I would rather be at home with my wife than fish<\/li>\n<li>Just say no to war for olive oil<\/li>\n<li>Save the <a href=\"http:\/\/exoticpets.about.com\/cs\/insectsspiders\/p\/hissingroach.htm\">Gromphadorhina portentosa<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Speech therapists for Bush<\/li>\n<li>Unborn Children for Kerry<\/li>\n<li>Think cosmically, act galaxy<\/li>\n<li>Mean people are just fine by me<\/li>\n<li>You can&#8217;t hug a child with Venus de Milo&#8217;s arms<\/li>\n<li>Shi&#8217;ites happen<\/li>\n<li>If you can read this bumper sticker you must be home schooled<\/li>\n<li>I brake for religious ecstasy<\/li>\n<li>My other car is a Popemobile<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>TSO lists some very funny unlikely bumper stickers. So let me add my own items for this new form of blogger comedy. I would rather be at home with my&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6735","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6735","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6735"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6735\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6735"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6735"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6735"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}