{"id":6632,"date":"2004-08-26T12:54:31","date_gmt":"2004-08-26T17:54:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2004\/08\/26\/planned-potterhood\/"},"modified":"2004-08-26T12:54:31","modified_gmt":"2004-08-26T17:54:31","slug":"planned-potterhood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2004\/08\/planned-potterhood\/","title":{"rendered":"Planned Potterhood"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"post\">Dawn Eden in a story on Planned Parenthood encouraging J.K. Rowlings to write sex education into her next novel has what I consider to be one of the funniest headlines I have ever seen. She is the master of the punny headline but <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jtanzer.com\/dawneden\/2004_08_01_archive.html#109350449303213829\">you need to go here<\/a> to see this one for yourself!<\/p>\n<p class=\"post\">Banned Parenthood has no shame when it comes to wanting to corrupt children with their message. People would have a fit if Big Tobacco asked J.K. Rowlings to have Harry and friends start smoking as a way to generate money, but PP does worse and people would probably call it eng lightened thinking. <\/p>\n<p class=\"post\">Now I can imagine the difficulties of Harry trying to make out in the backseat of a broom. And wizards are often impotent because of crystal balls. Do they really want Harry to create a draught of contraception or an abortion potion? Possibly to conjure up a condom and enchant a safe sex spell?<\/p>\n<p class=\"post\">Harry Potter And The Adulterer&#8217;s Zone<br \/>\nHarry Potter And The Bedchamber Of Regrets<br \/>\nHarry Potter And The Prisoner Of Abstinence<br \/>\nHarry Potter And The Object Of Desire!<br \/>Harry Potter and the Order of the Penis<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dawn Eden in a story on Planned Parenthood encouraging J.K. Rowlings to write sex education into her next novel has what I consider to be one of the funniest headlines&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6632","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-punditry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6632","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6632"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6632\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6632"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6632"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6632"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}