{"id":6351,"date":"2004-11-20T18:40:30","date_gmt":"2004-11-20T23:40:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2004\/11\/20\/clinton-contest\/"},"modified":"2004-11-20T18:40:30","modified_gmt":"2004-11-20T23:40:30","slug":"clinton-contest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2004\/11\/clinton-contest\/","title":{"rendered":"Clinton Contest"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"post\">At the recent Clinton Library opening Sen. Clinton said:<\/p>\n<p class=\"articles\">The building is like my husband: It&#8217;s open, it&#8217;s expansive, it&#8217;s welcoming, it&#8217;s filled with light.<\/p>\n<p class=\"post\">Dawn Eden is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dawneden.com\/2004_11_01_archive.html#110097880966760064\">sponsoring a contest<\/a> to come up with some other endings to The building is like my husband: ___________________________.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<p class=\"post\">The building is like my husband: <\/p>\n<li class=\"post\">Since it also did not have sex with that women.<\/li>\n<li class=\"post\">In that  it has many interacting exhibits and BIll the exhibitionist allowed many women to interact.<\/li>\n<li class=\"post\">Since in a library you can&#8217;t judge a book by their cover and with my husband &#8211; cover ups to keep judges from getting him booked.<\/li>\n<li class=\"post\">At 20,000 square feet it closely matches his ego.<\/li>\n<li class=\"post\">The exhibit within are just as accurate and truthful as anything he has said.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p class=\"post\">The library also includes a collection of Clinton&#8217;s favorite books which includes Thomas a Kempis&#8217; &#8211; The Imitations of Christ. Funny by his administration I would have thought it would be the &quot;Elimination of Christ.&quot; This collection of books seems to be missing such books as the Kama Sutra and issues of Playboy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At the recent Clinton Library opening Sen. Clinton said: The building is like my husband: It&#8217;s open, it&#8217;s expansive, it&#8217;s welcoming, it&#8217;s filled with light. Dawn Eden is sponsoring a&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6351","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6351","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6351"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6351\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6351"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6351"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6351"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}