{"id":6071,"date":"2005-02-24T12:39:55","date_gmt":"2005-02-24T17:39:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2005\/02\/24\/hail-mary-full-of-ow\/"},"modified":"2005-02-24T12:39:55","modified_gmt":"2005-02-24T17:39:55","slug":"hail-mary-full-of-ow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2005\/02\/hail-mary-full-of-ow\/","title":{"rendered":"Hail Mary full of &#8230; OW!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"bi\">A worshipper suffered two deep wounds to the head and a cut lip after he was attacked by a robber wielding a chair leg.<\/p>\n<p class=\"bi\">The victim was reciting rosary, kneeling in the chapel area of Our Lady of Willesden Roman Catholic Church in Nicoll Road, Harlesden, when he was hit over the head by a would-be robber, who eventually fled empty-handed.<\/p>\n<p class=\"bi\">Father Steven Willis from the church told the police the suspect had done some &#8216;odd jobs&#8217; around the church in exchange for shelter. [<a href=\"A%20worshipper%20suffered%20two%20deep%20wounds%20to%20the%20head%20and%20a%20cut%20lip%20after%20he%20was%20attacked%20by%20a%20robber%20wielding%20a%20chair%20leg.\">Source<\/a>]<\/p>\n<p class=\"blog\">The assault was bad enough, but he could have liturgically timed it better. Hitting someone over the head with a chair leg would have been more appropriate on the Feast of The Chair of St. Peter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A worshipper suffered two deep wounds to the head and a cut lip after he was attacked by a robber wielding a chair leg. The victim was reciting rosary, kneeling&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6071","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6071","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6071"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6071\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6071"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6071"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6071"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}