{"id":5763,"date":"2005-11-03T13:35:25","date_gmt":"2005-11-03T18:35:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2005\/11\/03\/slutz-and-pigz\/"},"modified":"2005-11-03T13:35:25","modified_gmt":"2005-11-03T18:35:25","slug":"slutz-and-pigz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2005\/11\/slutz-and-pigz\/","title":{"rendered":"Slutz and Pigz"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n
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Introducing the perfect doll for the new generation. Slutz introduces its new line with the "Safe Sex" Jezebel doll.<\/p>\n

After all you just can’t stop kids from having sex anyway so why not get them on the right track and practicing safe sex from the beginning. You can’t rob children of their innocence since they have already been mugged by the media through advertisement and programming. You wouldn’t want "morals" to fill the void so why not just give in and go with the flow – most parents are already doing just that!<\/p>\n

Since you just can’t stop kids from becoming anorexic or bulimic – each doll is impossibly thin so your child will even further hate their self-image and work even harder to imitage their favorite stars and models.<\/p>\n

The "Safe Sex" Jezebel doll comes with a purse and all the required accessories. Birth control pills, latex and female condom, KY Jelly, Plan "B" morning after pill for those ‘oopsey’ moments.<\/p>\n

Play act hook-ups with our other new product Pigz with dolls like Bubba and Casanova.<\/p>\n

Each Slutz and Pigz doll comes with a great safe sex instruction book. We even promote abstinence – kind of. Here is a sample from our instruction book<\/p>\n

Abstinence — not having any sex play — is the only thing that is 100 percent effective against infection, but there are many types of sex play that are considered lower-risk activities. These include:<\/p>\n

* mutual masturbation
\n* erotic massage
\n* body rubbing
\n* kissing
\n* oral sex
\n* vaginal intercourse with a latex or female condom
\n* anal intercourse with a latex or female condom<\/p>\n

And to keep our prices low each doll is subsidized by the U.S. Government.<\/p>\n

What a value and soon to your kids and be Slutz and Pigz also!<\/p>\n

* Each doll comes with a legal agreement where you agree not to sue is if you child comes down with an STD, become pregnant, suffers emotional or other psychological damage. You waive all rights to litigation as the result of the effects of any moral consequences. Anal intercourse with a female condom is not approved by the FDA or other medical authorities<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n

Now if there truly was a product like this or an organization giving this sort of information to teens you would think there would be an outcry. Unfortunately this is not the case. Dawn Eden sent me this link<\/a> to an article on Planned Parenthood’s TeenWire on "safer sex." Instead we have an organization heavily funded by taxpayer dollars giving extremely immoral advice to teenagers. There was an outcry because Joe Camel was too cartoon like and must have been aimed at kids. Yet Planned Parenthood can cater to kids to ensure both current and present business. Get them sexually active early and there will be more of a chance that they will want an abortion. They recently got a sweet deal on Plan B by the drug manufacture to ensure that there profits will be maximized.<\/p>\n

Life dynamics ran a sting operation<\/a> on numerous PP clinics where the caller posed as a 13 year old and found that hat 91% of these businesses don’t comply with child abuse reporting laws<\/p>\n

Girl: "It’s just we don’t want a whole lot of people to know about us. Would he have to sign anything?"
\nPlanned Parenthood: "yeah, but I just…don’t, don’t talk about his age."<\/p>\n

Planned Parenthood: "When you go to Norwich, you’re going to want to give them a call. Don’t tell them that information."
\nGirl: "then it will be okay?"
\nPlanned Parenthood: "If you do not say the age of your partner."
\nGirl: "okay."
\nPlanned Parenthood: "Okay, otherwise there’s going to be a lot of stuff going on that you’re probably not going to want to have happen." <\/p>\n

Girl: "They won’t ask anything about him?"
\nPlanned Parenthood: "I’m not going to…I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that, okay?"
\nGirl: "okay."
\nPlanned Parenthood: "don’t even bring that up, okay."
\nGirl: "even if he’s taking me there?"
\nPlanned Parenthood: "no, no, don’t even go there, don’t even bring it up." <\/p>\n

Why in the world is the government still supporting Planned Parenthood with tax payer funded child abuse?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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