{"id":5554,"date":"2005-08-16T12:36:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-16T17:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2005\/08\/16\/doggy-usher\/"},"modified":"2005-08-16T12:36:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-16T17:36:00","slug":"doggy-usher","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2005\/08\/doggy-usher\/","title":{"rendered":"Doggy usher"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"blog\">Via a reader comes this story:<\/p>\n<p class=\"bi\">WEST FARGO, N.D. &#8211;The newest greeter at the Holy Cross Catholic Church has a wagging tail, cuddly fur and beseeching brown eyes. Lucky, a golden retriever puppy, belongs to the Rev. Dave Syverson. But he&#8217;s also the parish dog.<\/p>\n<p>Besides his Sunday morning duty, Lucky visits religious education classes, Syverson said, to make the experience more fun for the students. A pet carrier, where Lucky stays during Mass, sits in the priest&#8217;s office.<\/p>\n<p class=\"bi\">&quot;When you have a dog, it&#8217;s a license for people to come right up. Then they open up and talk about their own pets or this and that,&quot; Syverson said.<\/p>\n<p class=\"bi\">Like any 9-week-old puppy, Lucky is a bundle of energy. His long tail wags excitedly as children approach, and jumps up on adults bending down to greet him.<\/p>\n<p class=\"bi\">One woman, after greeting the pup, walked into the sanctuary and then came back after she realized she forgot to say good morning to the priest.<\/p>\n<p class=\"bi\">Syverson is getting used to it. Although Lucky doesn&#8217;t know the command for &quot;shake&quot; yet, all hands go to his paws after church services.<\/p>\n<p class=\"bi\">&quot;I used to get 300, 400 handshakes. Now that number is less than 10,&quot; Syverson said.<\/p>\n<p class=\"bi\">Lucky knows the command &quot;sit&quot; and listens when his owner tells him not to jump or bite. He&#8217;s learning how to relate with Syverson&#8217;s other pet, a 14-pound cat named Buddha.<\/p>\n<p class=\"bi\">Holy Cross member Cindy Horner told Syverson he should train Lucky to be an usher. Syverson joked that the puppy could carry gifts to the altar in a saddlebag &#8212; wine in one side, the Eucharist in the other. [<a href=\"http:\/\/www.boston.com\/news\/odd\/articles\/2005\/08\/16\/priests_pooch_welcomes_nd_parishioners\/\">Source<\/a>]<\/p>\n<p class=\"blog\">Well I guess since Lucky gets along with Buddha he is rather ecumenical minded though I do wonder if the dog gets upset when the cat tells him his bone is only an illusion. Though I would have named a golden retriever Chrysostom instead and yes I am avoiding the old joke about naming the dog Anathema so you can say Anathema Sit or referencing dogma. Though if you really think about it &quot;dogma is a bitch.&quot;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Via a reader comes this story: WEST FARGO, N.D. &#8211;The newest greeter at the Holy Cross Catholic Church has a wagging tail, cuddly fur and beseeching brown eyes. Lucky, a&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5554","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5554","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5554"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5554\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5554"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5554"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5554"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}