{"id":5417,"date":"2006-01-05T17:34:07","date_gmt":"2006-01-05T22:34:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2006\/01\/05\/my-theory-is-that\/"},"modified":"2006-01-05T17:34:07","modified_gmt":"2006-01-05T22:34:07","slug":"my-theory-is-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2006\/01\/my-theory-is-that\/","title":{"rendered":"My theory is that &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"blog\">After <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kare11.com\/news\/cooler_article.aspx?storyid=115851\">reading this story<\/a> that Pat Robertson&#8217;s continual health is God&#8217;s punishment on us.<\/p>\n<p class=\"blog\">Not that I seriously wish him any ill other than wanting to chase him off with about 700 clubs, but what a maroon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After reading this story that Pat Robertson&#8217;s continual health is God&#8217;s punishment on us. Not that I seriously wish him any ill other than wanting to chase him off with&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5417","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5417","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5417"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5417\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5417"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5417"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5417"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}