{"id":5303,"date":"2005-11-19T13:27:28","date_gmt":"2005-11-19T18:27:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2005\/11\/19\/i-confess\/"},"modified":"2005-11-19T13:27:28","modified_gmt":"2005-11-19T18:27:28","slug":"i-confess","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2005\/11\/i-confess\/","title":{"rendered":"I confess"},"content":{"rendered":"

Kelly Clarke has memed me with the Confiteor Meme<\/a>.<\/p>\n

I confess to listening to System of a Down while reading Cardinal Ratzinger’s Introduction to Christianity.<\/p>\n

I also confess to thinking "If this is only a introduction I am either incredibly dense or he is incredibly smart." while reading the same book.<\/p>\n

I confess to playing a recorded tape of my son crying into the baby monitor to see the expression on my wife’s face when she rushed upstairs only to see a sleeping baby.<\/p>\n

I confess to never completing a novena that I have started. I am an expert at the three day novena 1st, 2nd, and 9th day.<\/p>\n

I confess to having six cats with one of them named after a character in the anime series Inuyasha.<\/p>\n

I confess to being a blog addict. The number of RSS links that I track is around 300 and it is a rare day that I don’t read the ones that were updated. Maybe I should check myself into the Betty Ford clinic for Blog Addiction<\/a>.<\/p>\n

I remember once laughing at a co-worker who said he liked being on aircraft carriers because it was the closest thing to living on a spaceship while at the same time agreeing with him.<\/p>\n

I confess to skipping school to go watch a Marx Brothers movie.<\/p>\n

I confess that I once thought that the lyrics to John Lennon’s Imagine was the height of philosophical enlightenment.<\/p>\n

I confess to mistreating my G.I. Joes as a kid and am sure that I violated the Geneva code in multiple ways.<\/p>\n

I confess to being annoyed that my statue of St. Thomas Aquinas appears to be after he went on a Slim Fast plan.<\/p>\n

I also confess to being tempted to use a black marker to color in the blonde hair used for Jesus on a large crucifix in our living room. I prefer a more Jewish looking Jesus.<\/p>\n

I confess to great joy when wearing my Pope Benedict XVI shirt around town.<\/p>\n

I hereby pass the meme to Albertus Minimus<\/a>, Speculative Catholic<\/a>, and Recta Ratio<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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