{"id":5295,"date":"2005-11-15T13:34:53","date_gmt":"2005-11-15T18:34:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2005\/11\/15\/so-help-me-nothing\/"},"modified":"2005-11-15T13:34:53","modified_gmt":"2005-11-15T18:34:53","slug":"so-help-me-nothing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2005\/11\/so-help-me-nothing\/","title":{"rendered":"So help me nothing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"blog\">Jimmy Akin in a post <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jimmyakin.org\/2005\/11\/marriages_not_m.html\">Marriages Not Made in Heaven<\/a> notes an atheist dating service.<\/p>\n<p class=\"blog\">Well at least they won&#8217;t have rubbish like &quot;soul mate&quot; on that site. Which reminds me can atheists in good conscience listen to soul music?<\/p>\n<p class=\"blog\"><em>Single man randomly generated from the primordial soup seeks woman also randomly generated from the primordial soup who shares the same disbeliefs.<\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"blog\"><em>In the presence of over-arching nothingness and these our friends I take thee to be my husband\/wife, promising unto myself and the universe with no meaning to assert meaning and to be unto thee a loving and lack-of-faith-ful husband\/wife in this institution created by humans so long as we both shall exist.<\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"blog\">I think Freethinker&#8217;s Match needs a patron saint and so I nominate former atheist <a href=\"http:\/\/www.catholic-forum.com\/saints\/saintt05.htm\">St. Teresa Benedicata of the Cross<\/a> for them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jimmy Akin in a post Marriages Not Made in Heaven notes an atheist dating service. Well at least they won&#8217;t have rubbish like &quot;soul mate&quot; on that site. Which reminds&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5295","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5295","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5295"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5295\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5295"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5295"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5295"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}