{"id":4982,"date":"2006-07-24T13:34:15","date_gmt":"2006-07-24T18:34:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2006\/07\/24\/day-1-in-hell\/"},"modified":"2006-07-24T13:34:15","modified_gmt":"2006-07-24T18:34:15","slug":"day-1-in-hell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2006\/07\/day-1-in-hell\/","title":{"rendered":"Day 1 in Hell"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"blog\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/hellindoc.jpg\" width=\"351\" height=\"300\"><\/p>\n<p class=\"blog\">During Hell Indoctrination, Satan once again has to explain why it is so hot in Hell.<\/p>\n<p class=\"blog\">&quot;It&#8217;s not the heat, it&#8217;s the humility &#8211; or really lack thereof.&quot;<\/p>\n<p class=\"blog\">* Image compiled via free clipart at artvex.com.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>During Hell Indoctrination, Satan once again has to explain why it is so hot in Hell. &quot;It&#8217;s not the heat, it&#8217;s the humility &#8211; or really lack thereof.&quot; * Image&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4982","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4982","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4982"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4982\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4982"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4982"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4982"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}