{"id":4795,"date":"2006-05-18T12:54:48","date_gmt":"2006-05-18T17:54:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2006\/05\/18\/beware-of-silas\/"},"modified":"2006-05-18T12:54:48","modified_gmt":"2006-05-18T17:54:48","slug":"beware-of-silas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2006\/05\/beware-of-silas\/","title":{"rendered":"Beware of Silas!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"blog\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/Silas.jpg\" width=\"146\" height=\"195\"><\/p>\n<p class=\"blog\">I was going to post more on The Da Vinci Code nonsense, but I had a visit paid to me by Silas the albino monkey assassin who threatened me. I figured he was from Opus Dei since he carried a copy of the The Way with him and said he would whip me with his own devotional  Flagellum. So Dan Brown must have gotten this little detail wrong. Opus Dei definitely has no monks in their organization albino or otherwise, but I have heard no disclaimers about albino monkey assassins.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was going to post more on The Da Vinci Code nonsense, but I had a visit paid to me by Silas the albino monkey assassin who threatened me. I&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4795","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4795","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4795"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4795\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4795"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4795"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4795"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}