{"id":4027,"date":"2006-12-10T14:29:06","date_gmt":"2006-12-10T19:29:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2006\/12\/10\/bam\/"},"modified":"2006-12-10T14:29:06","modified_gmt":"2006-12-10T19:29:06","slug":"bam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2006\/12\/bam\/","title":{"rendered":"Bam!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/photos\/ss\/events\/wl\/033002pope\/im:\/061210\/481\/9a9f3ef7f7ef4cc58de4bb4975d9bea6\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/d.yimg.com\/us.yimg.com\/p\/ap\/20061210\/capt.9a9f3ef7f7ef4cc58de4bb4975d9bea6.vatican_pope_ppc101.jpg?x=238&#038;y=345&#038;sig=nVaDksHW4t12gyhyCYZphA--\" width=\"238\" height=\"345\" border=\"0\"><\/a><br \/>\n(AP Photo\/Pier Paolo Cito)<\/p>\n<p>&quot;This is the last time I let Emeril Lagasse select the amount of coals and incense to use.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;I will never buy incense from a warehouse club again &#8211; it is just too big!&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;The Holy Father as usual prefers to be upstaged by the Holy Spirit.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;The smoke of <em>Santa<\/em> has entered the Church.&quot;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(AP Photo\/Pier Paolo Cito) &quot;This is the last time I let Emeril Lagasse select the amount of coals and incense to use.&quot; &quot;I will never buy incense from a warehouse&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4027","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4027","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4027"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4027\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4027"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4027"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4027"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}