{"id":3852,"date":"2007-04-04T13:05:23","date_gmt":"2007-04-04T18:05:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2007\/04\/04\/catholic-heart-attack\/"},"modified":"2007-04-04T13:05:23","modified_gmt":"2007-04-04T18:05:23","slug":"catholic-heart-attack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2007\/04\/catholic-heart-attack\/","title":{"rendered":"Catholic Heart Attack"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"bi\">A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. He wakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he would like to pay for his treatment. She asked if he had health insurance.<\/p>\n<p class=\"bi\">He replied, in a raspy voice, &quot;No health insurance.&quot;<\/p>\n<p class=\"bi\">The nun asked if he had money in the bank.<\/p>\n<p class=\"bi\">He replied, &quot;No money in the bank.&quot;<\/p>\n<p class=\"bi\">The nun asked, &quot;Do you have a relative who could help you?&quot;<\/p>\n<p class=\"bi\">He said, &quot;I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun.&quot;<\/p>\n<p class=\"bi\">The nun became agitated and announced loudly, &quot;Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.&quot;<\/p>\n<p class=\"bi\">The patient replied, &quot;Send the bill to my brother in law.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. He wakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3852","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3852","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3852"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3852\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3852"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3852"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3852"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}