Because of he Gospel reading today and since it has been a while since I have done a song parody – here is one based on the classic Guess Who song.<\/p>\n
Samaritan woman give me a drink
\nSamaritan woman, she gonna give me a drink
\nSamaritan woman give me a drink
\nSamaritan woman give me a drink
\nSay S,
\nSay A,
\nSay M,
\nSay A,
\nSay R,
\nA,
\nSay T,
\nA,
\nN,
\nSamaritan woman give me a drink
\nSamaritan woman give me a drink
\nSamaritan woman give me a drink\n<\/p>\n
Samaritan woman, you want living water
\nSamaritan woman, this you would prefer
\nPlease come hangin’ around the well
\nand give me a drink that would be swell
\nIf you drink this water you will thirst again
\nI got living water swelling up in my reign
\nNow woman, I said come and pray,
\nSamaritan woman, listen what I say.<\/p>\n
Samaritan woman, call your husband here
\nSamaritan woman, your right no hubby there
\nYeah your perceivin’ I’m a prophet
\nI tell you I
\nwho speak to you am he
\nSo the woman left the water jar
\nand said "Can this be Christ" and walked afar
\nProphetic insights can hypnotize
\nespecially in an incarnational guise
\nNow woman, I said get some water
\nSamaritan woman, listen what I say.<\/p>\n
Samaritan woman, said get me water
\nSamaritan woman, listen what I say
\nDon’t come hangin’ around the well
\nTime for you to preach the Gospel
\nI don’t need your jar routines
\nYou worship what you have not seen
\nProphetic insights can hypnotize
\nespecially in an incarnational guise
\nNow woman, get water for me
\nSamaritan woman, my mama is Mary<\/p>\n
Go, gotta get away, gotta get away
\nTo Gal Gal Galilee
\nGonna leave you, woman
\nGonna leave you, woman
\nBye-bye
\nBye-bye
\nBye-bye
\nBye-bye
\nMy food is to do the will of him
\nI’m so good for you
\nGonna look you right in the eye.
\nTell you what I’m gonna do
\nYou know I’m gonna assend
\nYou know I’m gonna go
\nYou know I’m gonna assend
\nYou know I’m gonna go, woman
\nI’m gonna leave, woman
\nGoodbye, Samaritan woman<\/p>\n