{"id":2171,"date":"2009-04-23T14:34:28","date_gmt":"2009-04-23T19:34:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2009\/04\/23\/its-a-thriller-not-an-attack-on-the-howards\/"},"modified":"2009-04-23T14:34:28","modified_gmt":"2009-04-23T19:34:28","slug":"its-a-thriller-not-an-attack-on-the-howards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2009\/04\/its-a-thriller-not-an-attack-on-the-howards\/","title":{"rendered":"It's a thriller, not an attack on the Howards"},"content":{"rendered":"

I am producing a movie on Ron Howards family. In the movie based on my research I say his father was a drug pusher and his mother is a prostitute and that Ron Howard engages in S&M. All of the portrayal of Ron Howard and his family in my movie and the prequel I am doing later will be highly negative. I will present the Howard family as something totally based on lies and question whether his parents really were his parents in the first place. I will also attack his fans for being foolish enough to be a fan of him considering his background. My hero will follow clues that prove this evidence<\/p>\n

Now of course this is just a movie so people should not be upset about my portrayal of the Howard family at all. It is just entertainment people – only a fool would take my claims seriously.<\/p>\n

Some jerk named Phill Donahue, president of the Howard League for Religious and Civil Rights has been making claims about me that are simply incorrect.<\/p>\n

Let me be clear: neither I nor my film “Ron Howard’s family are Demons” is anti-Howard. And let me be a little controversial: I believe the Howards, including most in the hierarchy of their fan club, will enjoy the movie for what it is: an exciting mystery,<\/p>\n

Mr. Phill Donohue’s booklet accuses us of lying when our movie trailer says the Howard’s ordered a brutal massacre of drug buyers and prostitutes. It would be a lie if we had ever suggested our movie is anything other than a work of fiction (if it were a documentary, our talk of massacres would have referenced the Mafia). <\/p>\n

So come on people – get a life. The claims in the movie are simply fiction and so should not bother you at all. Next I will be doing a movie on the Dahla Lama and his work with the child porn industry another exciting fictional thriller.<\/p>\n

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