{"id":15998,"date":"2018-01-13T20:42:39","date_gmt":"2018-01-14T01:42:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/?p=15998"},"modified":"2018-01-13T21:11:52","modified_gmt":"2018-01-14T02:11:52","slug":"second-coming-inbound","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2018\/01\/second-coming-inbound\/","title":{"rendered":"Second Coming Inbound"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Panic occurred this morning when Vatican employee accidentally triggered this @Pontifex tweet.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSECOND COMING INBOUND. SEEK IMMEDIATE REPENTANCE. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/Screenshot-2018-01-13-20.31.48.png\" data-rel=\"penci-gallery-image-content\" ><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-15999\" src=\"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/Screenshot-2018-01-13-20.31.48-300x154.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"154\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/Screenshot-2018-01-13-20.31.48-300x154.png 300w, https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/Screenshot-2018-01-13-20.31.48-768x395.png 768w, https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/Screenshot-2018-01-13-20.31.48-1024x527.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/Screenshot-2018-01-13-20.31.48.png 1248w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The Vatican quickly announced that this is a false alarm since they don&#8217;t know the day or the hour or are they given five minutes warning.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Panic occurred this morning when Vatican employee accidentally triggered this @Pontifex tweet. \u201cSECOND COMING INBOUND. SEEK IMMEDIATE REPENTANCE. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.\u201d The Vatican quickly announced that this is&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15998","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15998","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15998"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15998\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16001,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15998\/revisions\/16001"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15998"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15998"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15998"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}