{"id":15928,"date":"2017-09-26T20:06:33","date_gmt":"2017-09-27T00:06:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/?p=15928"},"modified":"2017-09-26T20:07:54","modified_gmt":"2017-09-27T00:07:54","slug":"going-to-the-emoji-confessional","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2017\/09\/going-to-the-emoji-confessional\/","title":{"rendered":"Going to the emoji confessional"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Before confession <\/span>\ud83d\udca9<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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After confession <\/span>\ud83d\ude07<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\ud83e\udd14<\/span><\/span> How do I condense my list of sins down to something manageable?<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\ud83e\udd10<\/span><\/span> Good thing there is the seal of the confessional<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\ud83d\ude2e<\/span><\/span> What I imagine the priests reaction is.<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\ud83d\ude34<\/span><\/span> His actual reaction.<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\ud83d\ude30<\/span><\/span> Me wondering what my penance is.<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\ud83d\ude01<\/span><\/span> Me receiving my penance.<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\ud83d\ude02<\/span><\/span> Absolution – thank you Jesus!<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Inspired by this.<\/div>\n
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