{"id":14917,"date":"2014-12-04T19:47:06","date_gmt":"2014-12-05T00:47:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/?p=14917"},"modified":"2014-12-04T19:47:06","modified_gmt":"2014-12-05T00:47:06","slug":"star-wars-characters-in-the-confessional","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2014\/12\/star-wars-characters-in-the-confessional\/","title":{"rendered":"Star Wars Characters in the Confessional"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Leave it to LarryD of <a href=\"https:\/\/actsoftheapostasy.wordpress.com\">Acts of the Apostasy<\/a> to come up with a hilarious post titled <a href=\"https:\/\/actsoftheapostasy.wordpress.com\/2014\/12\/04\/star-wars-characters-in-the-confessional\/\">Star Wars Characters in the Confessional<\/a>. Quite fun.<\/p>\n<p>Although he left me some low-hanging fruit to add on in reaction to his post.<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Ja Ja Binks<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ja Ja: \u201cFather forgive missa for my sinn.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Priest: \u201cSorry you can not be forgiven as a character and considering your horrible accent I am quite sure you have commited the sin against the Holy Spirit or at least against all Star Wars fans.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>R2-D2<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>R2: \u201ctwerp beep crang blurp dwing.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Priest: What?<\/p>\n<p>R2: \u201ctwerp beep crang blurp dwing.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Priest: \u201cOne more time please.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>R2: \u201ctwerp beep crang blurp dwing.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Priest: \u201cHmm, well if you are repentant of your sins beep out a series of binary coded Hail Marys and next time bring C\u20133PO with you to translate.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Leave it to LarryD of Acts of the Apostasy to come up with a hilarious post titled Star Wars Characters in the Confessional. Quite fun. Although he left me some&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14917","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14917","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14917"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14917\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14918,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14917\/revisions\/14918"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14917"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14917"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14917"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}