{"id":14597,"date":"2014-01-27T18:50:29","date_gmt":"2014-01-27T23:50:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/?p=14597"},"modified":"2014-01-27T18:50:29","modified_gmt":"2014-01-27T23:50:29","slug":"its-cold-in-the-old-church-tonight-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2014\/01\/its-cold-in-the-old-church-tonight-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;It&#8217;s cold in the old Church tonight&#8221; jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Ironic Catholics as a series of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ironiccatholic.com\/2014\/01\/too-cold-to-be-original-thus-cold.html\">It\u2019s cold in the old Church tonight&#8221; jokes<\/a> to which I add:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Multiple people chipped fingernails reaching into the frozen Holy Water font.<\/li>\n<li>It is reported that in some parishes more people actually made it to the end of Mass as the church was warmer than braving the cold out in the parking lot.<\/li>\n<li>Inculturation lead to statues being dressed in snow parkas to fit in including mittens for the Infant Jesus Of Prague statue.<\/li>\n<li>Coffee and donuts were cancelled in the Parish Hall in favor of Hot Chocolate and donuts Flamb\u00e9.<\/li>\n<li>The sound of twigs snapping turns out to be people\u2019s fronzen joints at they make the Sign of the Cross and kneel.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Ironic Catholics as a series of It\u2019s cold in the old Church tonight&#8221; jokes to which I add: Multiple people chipped fingernails reaching into the frozen Holy Water font.&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14597","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14597","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14597"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14597\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14598,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14597\/revisions\/14598"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14597"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14597"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14597"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}