{"id":14430,"date":"2013-09-16T17:30:51","date_gmt":"2013-09-16T21:30:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/?p=14430"},"modified":"2013-09-16T17:30:51","modified_gmt":"2013-09-16T21:30:51","slug":"if-traffic-reporters-covered-communion-lines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2013\/09\/if-traffic-reporters-covered-communion-lines\/","title":{"rendered":"If Traffic Reporters Covered Communion Lines"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From Acts Of The Apostasy \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/actsoftheapostasy.wordpress.com\/2013\/09\/16\/if-traffic-reporters-covered-communion-lines\/\" target=\"_blank\">If Traffic Reporters Covered Communion Lines<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Funny stuff!<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes I half-expect that somebody is going to trip over my feet when I kneel down for Communion. \u00a0Or maybe that is just buying into the propaganda that critics of kneeling for Communion spread.<\/p>\n<p>What I am also nervous about is coming up quickly after receiving Communion and hitting the Ciborium on the way up. A problem Communion rails don&#8217;t have.<\/p>\n<p>Now we could also have a traffic report at the end of Mass (or even before the end) as people stream out to get to their cars and out of there. Kind of a Eucharistic dine-and-dash.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From Acts Of The Apostasy \u00a0If Traffic Reporters Covered Communion Lines Funny stuff! Sometimes I half-expect that somebody is going to trip over my feet when I kneel down for&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14430","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14430","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14430"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14430\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14431,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14430\/revisions\/14431"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14430"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14430"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14430"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}