{"id":14345,"date":"2013-08-07T13:38:34","date_gmt":"2013-08-07T17:38:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/?p=14345"},"modified":"2013-08-07T13:38:34","modified_gmt":"2013-08-07T17:38:34","slug":"get-your-spiritual-refreshment-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2013\/08\/get-your-spiritual-refreshment-here\/","title":{"rendered":"Get your spiritual refreshment here!"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>Austria\u2019s Catholic Church is trying a new strategy to attract the faithful: advertising its churches as places to cool off in a record heatwave.<\/p>\n<p>As Austrians sweltered in temperatures close to 40 degrees Celsius (104 Fahrenheit), Catholic news agency Kathpress surveyed the country\u2019s houses of worship Tuesday to find the coolest one.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhen air conditioning and the cool wetness of a lake or open-air pool are beyond reach, Austria\u2019s churches can provide cool and spiritual refreshment at the same time,\u201d it said.<\/p>\n<p>Vienna\u2019s chilliest church was a mere 24 degrees, with the crypt of St. Stephen\u2019s Cathedral a frigid 14 degrees, Kathpress\u2019s survey found.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rawstory.com\/rs\/2013\/08\/06\/austrian-catholic-church-seeks-to-replace-the-cool-wetness-of-a-lake-with-mass\/\">(source)<\/a><\/p>\n<p>First off I always knew Catholic churches were cooler.<\/p>\n<p>So we have gone from preaching hellfire and damnation to preaching of an available cool climate? Still maybe this is innovative advertising to get them in the church door to be evangelized?<\/p>\n<p>Although I find it rather cheesy and off-putting.<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps some of their rejected ad mottos were:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Turn the dog days of Summer into the God days of Summer.<\/li>\n<li>Hell is hot, our church is not<\/li>\n<li>Why not get both AC and JC?<\/li>\n<li>Jesus will set you freon.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Austria\u2019s Catholic Church is trying a new strategy to attract the faithful: advertising its churches as places to cool off in a record heatwave. As Austrians sweltered in temperatures close&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14345","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-punditry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14345","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14345"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14345\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14346,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14345\/revisions\/14346"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14345"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14345"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14345"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}