{"id":13892,"date":"2013-03-04T19:15:47","date_gmt":"2013-03-05T00:15:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/?p=13892"},"modified":"2013-03-04T19:15:47","modified_gmt":"2013-03-05T00:15:47","slug":"the-beverly-papabilies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2013\/03\/the-beverly-papabilies\/","title":{"rendered":"The Beverly Papabilies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Come and listen to a story about a man renamed Peter<br \/>\nA poor fisherman, barely kept his family fed,<br \/>\nThen one day Andrew brought Simon to see him,<br \/>\nAnd Jesus invites them to be fishers of men<\/p>\n<p>Messiah he is, Son of God, Second person of the Trinity<\/p>\n<p>Well the first thing you know ole Peter&#8217;s got a chair,<br \/>\nKinfolk said &#8220;Peter move away from there&#8221;<br \/>\nSaid &#8220;Rome is the place you ought to be&#8221;<br \/>\nSo they loaded up the ship and moved to Babylon.<\/p>\n<p>Seven Hills, that is. Swimmin pools, Caesar.<\/p>\n<p>Well now its time to say goodbye to B Sixteen<br \/>\nAnd invoke the conclave for Cardinals kindly droppin in.<br \/>\nThe Sistine Chapel will be the locality<br \/>\nTo see which man will head the Holy See<\/p>\n<p>Pababile that is. burn the ballots, white smoke<\/p>\n<p>Y&#8217;all pray now, y&#8217;hear?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/beverly-papabiles.jpg\" data-rel=\"penci-gallery-image-content\" ><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-13893\" alt=\"beverly-papabiles\" src=\"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/beverly-papabiles.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"495\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/beverly-papabiles.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/beverly-papabiles-242x300.jpg 242w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>* Cardinal pictured are just some at the top of the <a href=\"http:\/\/newadvent.org\" target=\"_blank\">New Advent Buzz Meter<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Come and listen to a story about a man renamed Peter A poor fisherman, barely kept his family fed, Then one day Andrew brought Simon to see him, And Jesus&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13892","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13892","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13892"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13892\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13894,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13892\/revisions\/13894"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13892"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13892"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13892"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}