{"id":13078,"date":"2012-09-19T17:34:37","date_gmt":"2012-09-19T21:34:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/?p=13078"},"modified":"2012-09-19T17:34:37","modified_gmt":"2012-09-19T21:34:37","slug":"psalm-42-new-revised-pirate-version","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2012\/09\/psalm-42-new-revised-pirate-version\/","title":{"rendered":"Psalm 42, New Revised Pirate Version"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yes it is Talk Like a Pirate Day once again and the Ironic Catholic has released a new translation\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.ironiccatholic.com\/2012\/09\/psalm-42-new-revised-pirate-version.html\" target=\"_blank\">Psalm 42, New Revised Pirate Version<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>As one of my favorite Psalms here is a taste of the translation.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>1 As th&#8217; jolly roger longs fer streams o&#8217; water,<br \/>\nso me soul thirsts pants fer ye, me God.<br \/>\n2 Me soul thirsts fer God, fer th&#8217; liv&#8217;n God.<br \/>\nWhen can I go an&#8217; meet wi&#8217; God?<br \/>\n3 Me tears have b&#8217;n me burgoo day an&#8217; night,<br \/>\nwhile people say t&#8217; me all day long, \u201cWhere be your bleedin&#8217; God, bucko?\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>To join in the fun I tweeted:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">How does a Pirate become a Catholic? Via ArrrCIA<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; \u27a1\ufe0fCurt Jester\u2b05\ufe0f (@CurtJester) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CurtJester\/status\/248462456618352641?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 19, 2012<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">What do you call a Pirate who rejects the humanity of Christ? An Arrrian.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; \u27a1\ufe0fCurt Jester\u2b05\ufe0f (@CurtJester) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CurtJester\/status\/248463311581085696?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 19, 2012<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">What language is used for the Pirate translation of the Bible? Arrramaic.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; \u27a1\ufe0fCurt Jester\u2b05\ufe0f (@CurtJester) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CurtJester\/status\/248463765081837568?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 19, 2012<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">&quot;What is truth?&quot;, Talk like a Pilate Day<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; \u27a1\ufe0fCurt Jester\u2b05\ufe0f (@CurtJester) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CurtJester\/status\/248526552864788482?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 19, 2012<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes it is Talk Like a Pirate Day once again and the Ironic Catholic has released a new translation\u00a0Psalm 42, New Revised Pirate Version. 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