{"id":10345,"date":"2010-03-28T11:35:31","date_gmt":"2010-03-28T15:35:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/?p=10345"},"modified":"2013-03-23T14:00:03","modified_gmt":"2013-03-23T18:00:03","slug":"more-palm-sunday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2010\/03\/more-palm-sunday\/","title":{"rendered":"More Palm Sunday"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Palm<\/a><\/p>\n

The Palm Pre-Resurrection is a great new phone.<\/p>\n

Based on the JewOS with all its great features,
\nthis phone builds on that rich salvation feature
\nset and adds the promise of the coming Messiah
\nbrought to\u00a0fulfillment.<\/p>\n

Besides Airplane Mode the Palm Pre-Resurrection
\ncomes \u00a0with both “Hosannah” and “Crucify him!”
\nMode. \u00a0So based on your fickle mood of the moment
\nyou can quickly switch the mode.<\/p>\n

In this busy work-a-day world we don’t mind
\ncarving out a little time saying Hosannah to Jesus,
\nbut with all our demands we don’t want to
\nmake it integral to our life since what would
\nour friends and co-workers think if we really
\nfollowed Jesus 24\/7?<\/p>\n

You can easily set your contacts to automatically
\nchoose between Hosannah” and “Crucify him!”
\nso you can impress both your Christian and
\nsecular\/atheist friends.<\/p>\n

My older Palm Sunday Parody.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

Of course Palm Sunday leads to:<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

A major part of Palm’s line.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

The Palm Pilate.<\/p>\n

Paul at Alive and Young has his own funny Palm Sunday graphic<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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