{"id":8907,"date":"2002-08-05T23:33:30","date_gmt":"2002-08-06T04:33:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2002\/08\/05\/welcome-to-the-pity-party\/"},"modified":"2002-08-05T23:33:30","modified_gmt":"2002-08-06T04:33:30","slug":"welcome-to-the-pity-party","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2002\/08\/welcome-to-the-pity-party\/","title":{"rendered":"Welcome to the pity party"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.worldnetdaily.com\/news\/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=28489\">Michael<br \/>\nMedved<\/a> has a new column on university enrollment based on like divorce or<br \/>\ndesertion, poverty, abuse, poor health or life in certifiably &#8220;dysfunctional<br \/>\nenvironments&#8221;. Hey mom, if you guys get a divorce I can enroll at UCLA.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Michael Medved has a new column on university enrollment based on like divorce or desertion, poverty, abuse, poor health or life in certifiably &#8220;dysfunctional environments&#8221;. Hey mom, if you guys&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8907","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8907","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8907"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8907\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8907"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8907"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8907"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}