{"id":8860,"date":"2002-11-08T17:44:51","date_gmt":"2002-11-08T22:44:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2002\/11\/08\/this-womb-is-bugged\/"},"modified":"2002-11-08T17:44:51","modified_gmt":"2002-11-08T22:44:51","slug":"this-womb-is-bugged","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2002\/11\/this-womb-is-bugged\/","title":{"rendered":"This womb is bugged"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font color=#3333ff><br \/>Now that I&#8217;m nearly<br \/>\nhalfway through my pregnancy, I consider myself an expert. As a pregnancy<br \/>\nexpert, I can tell you that it&#8217;s completely normal to freak out at least once a<br \/>\nday. For me, these freak-outs culminated in the weeks before I was able to go to<br \/>\nthe doctor to hear the baby&#8217;s heartbeat. <\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=#3333ff>Once I heard it I was wholly relieved. It was music. It<br \/>\nwas art. It was beautiful. And as with any good drug, I wanted more. <\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=#3333ff>I am very lucky to have a job that includes testing tech<br \/>\ngadgets. Once I got over the elation of hearing my little girl&#8217;s heartbeat for<br \/>\nthe first time, I checked out my doctor&#8217;s fetal doppler and said, &#8220;Where can I<br \/>\nget one of those?&#8221;<\/font><br \/><a\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.techtv.com\/screensavers\/products\/story\/0,24330,3406618,00.html\">Article<br \/>\ncontains reviews of various Fetal Dopplers for home use<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now that I&#8217;m nearly halfway through my pregnancy, I consider myself an expert. As a pregnancy expert, I can tell you that it&#8217;s completely normal to freak out at least&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8860","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8860","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8860"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8860\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8860"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8860"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8860"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}