{"id":8818,"date":"2002-10-31T17:54:46","date_gmt":"2002-10-31T22:54:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2002\/10\/31\/night-of-the-living-democrat\/"},"modified":"2002-10-31T17:54:46","modified_gmt":"2002-10-31T22:54:46","slug":"night-of-the-living-democrat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2002\/10\/night-of-the-living-democrat\/","title":{"rendered":"Night of the Living Democrat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tired of the old electoral fraud of having dead people vote in an election,<br \/>\nthey have gone for the twist of having live people vote for dead candidates.<br \/>\nSenator Torricelli was only politically dead, in fact they have placed a &#8220;do not<br \/>\nresuscitate&#8221; sign on his career. Now we have two political has-beens running for<br \/>\noffice who in their past political careers had criticized their opponents for<br \/>\nage. Frank Lautenberg&#8217;s and Walter Mondale&#8217;s ideology have been patched together<br \/>\nfrom bits of rotting progressive ideas and now they have been resurrected in a<br \/>\nDr. Frankenstein like fashion. Be warned, they are now roaming around loose in<br \/>\nthe country scaring villagers about social security and the economy. Ironically<br \/>\nthey are against the &#8220;death tax&#8221; and want to repeal it. Be also on the lookout<br \/>\nfor Dr. Frankenstein&#8217;s diabolical assistant Al Egore in a bearded or unbearded<br \/>\nform. Fellow villagers, I plead with you, pick up your pitch forks, torches, and<br \/>\nother farm implements and chase these denizens of the demo-underworld back into<br \/>\ntheir lairs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tired of the old electoral fraud of having dead people vote in an election, they have gone for the twist of having live people vote for dead candidates. Senator Torricelli&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8818","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8818","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8818"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8818\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8818"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8818"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8818"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}