{"id":8714,"date":"2002-09-24T19:21:09","date_gmt":"2002-09-25T00:21:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2002\/09\/24\/return-to-schism-address-unknown\/"},"modified":"2002-09-24T19:21:09","modified_gmt":"2002-09-25T00:21:09","slug":"return-to-schism-address-unknown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2002\/09\/return-to-schism-address-unknown\/","title":{"rendered":"Return to schism, address unknown"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Even though <a\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.nationalpost.com\/home\/story.html?id=%7B359C052A-7348-4EDE-AB08-DF56A55B9F0C%7D\">this<br \/>\nstory<\/a> was covered by other preeminent blogs already, it is just too funny to<br \/>\npass up. Will 2002 be known in Anglican history as the great Elvis Schism? If he<br \/>\ndoes go into schism and start his own church I would love to see the Elvis<br \/>\nmissal; readings such as &#8220;You shall hunk a hunk a burning love your neighbor as<br \/>\nyourself&#8221; and &#8220;After me comes he who is mightier than I, the laces of whose<br \/>\nblue-suede shoes I am not worthy to stoop down and untie.&#8221;. On Corpus Christi as<br \/>\nthe Eucharist is processed outside the building the announcer could say &#8220;Jesus<br \/>\nhas left the building&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Even though this story was covered by other preeminent blogs already, it is just too funny to pass up. Will 2002 be known in Anglican history as the great Elvis&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8714","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8714","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8714"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8714\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8714"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8714"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8714"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}